dumb

ive always wanted to go through a car wash with the windows rolled down

whenever i see a missing pet poster stapled to a telephone pole and it’s faded and brown with dirt i literally want to cry

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achronicmasturbator:

Hey baby whats your favorite anime

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dampsandwich:

if ur a guy and u touch ur own penis ur gay. sorry i dont make the rules

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: everets: holy shit is he serious? oh my god what an idiot! I should go...

everets:

holy shit is he serious? oh my god what an idiot! I should go tell him how fucking stupid and shitty and small he is compared to me, a genius.

what? no. haha, no way. dude he has to be stupid because that’s what I first thought. that was my initial impression and I can’t…